Tuesday, December 8, 2009

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!

SERIOUSLY, FUCKERS!!! THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I REALLY HATE SHARING THIS COUNTRY WITH MORONS. EAT A BAG OF DICKS! REALLY?:

Top Singles of the Decade
14 "Beautiful"
BY CHRISTINA AGUILERA

13 "American Idiot"
BY GREEN DAY

12 "Viva La Vida"
BY COLDPLAY

11 "I Gotta Feeling"
BY BLACK EYED PEAS

10 "Seven Nation Army"
BY THE WHITE STRIPES

9 "Since U Been Gone"
BY KELLY CLARKSON

8 "Complicated"
BY AVRIL LAVIGNE

7 "Welcome to the
Black Parade"
BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

6 "Stronger"
BY KANYE WEST

5 "We Belong Together"
BY MARIAH CAREY

4 "Toxic"
BY BRITNEY SPEARS

3 "Beautiful Day"
BY U2

2 "Single Ladies"
BY BEYONCÉ

1 "Boulevard of Broken
Dreams"
BY GREEN DAY



Top Albums of the Decade
19 Bruce Springsteen
THE RISING

18 Coldplay
VIVA LA VIDA

17 Justin Timberlake
FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS

16 Mariah Carey
THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI

15 U2
NO LINE ON THE HORIZON

14 My Chemical Romance
THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE

13 Christina Aguilera
STRIPPED

12 Beyoncé
I AM... SASHA FIERCE

11 Kelly Clarkson
BREAKAWAY

10 Lady Gaga
THE FAME

9 Jay-Z
THE BLUEPRINT

8 Kelly Clarkson
ALL I EVER WANTED

7 Britney Spears
BLACKOUT

6 U2
ALL THAT YOU CAN'T
LEAVE BEHIND

5 Radiohead
IN RAINBOWS

4 Avril Lavigne
LET GO

3 Radiohead
KID A

2 Kanye West
GRADUATION

1 Green Day
AMERICAN IDIOT

Top Artists of the Decade

23 | Kanye West

22 | My Chemical Romance

21 | Kelly Clarkson

20 | Beyoncé

19 | My Morning Jacket

18 | Lil Wayne

17 | Bob Dylan

16 | Conor Oberst

15 | Wilco

14 | M.I.A.

13 | Arcade Fire

12 | Fall Out Boy

11 | Kings of Leon

10 | Jay-Z

9 | Jack White

8 | Eminem

7 | Bruce Springsteen

6 | Justin Timberlake

5 | Black Eyed Peas

4 | Coldplay

3 | U2

2 | Radiohead

1 | Green Day


ALL THIS BULLSHIT IS COURTESY OF A POLL FROM ROLLING STONE. "READERS POLL", THEY SAY. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: I READ ROLLING STONE AND SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO NOT BE A PRETENTIOUS FUCK. WHAT'S ALL Y'ALL EXCUSE?

GREEN DAY? I KNOW NOTHING GETS A GOOD LIBERAL HARDER THAN A LIBERAL BAND RAGGING ON BUSH, BUT SERIOUSLY... GREEN DAY? WHAT THE FUCK?

AND RADIOHEAD. RADIOHEAD WAS GOOD TEN YEARS AGO. SINCE THEN. FUCK NO!

U2, YOUR NEW CD STINKS.

KANYE, SHUT UP AND RAP. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS????? YOU'RE A TRASHY WHORE.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE? AWFUL FUCKING EMO-SCREAMO-PSEUDO-PUNK ROCK WANNABES.

LIL WAYNE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

LADY GAGA, I HEARD ABOUT YOUR DICK.

COLDPLAY. WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GAY?

EMINEM, HE SAYS HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE. YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE!

BUNCH OF GARBAGE.

BUNCH

OF

FUCKING

GARBAGE

DIE!

3 comments:

  1. In defense, My Morning Jacket is pretty GD awesome. Probably not your scene, but awesome nonetheless.

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  2. Only song I like from MMJ is Gideon. I've tried to listen to all of it but it just ain't workin

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