"Find me a Steelers fan who's an actual fucking steelworker, and I'll put a unicorn in your driveway."

A good buddy, and soon to be best man, of mine recently turned my attention to the glorified blog world of Deadspin. They've been working on a pretty friggin hilarious serious called "Why Your Team Sucks". They've all been good but the one that takes the cake is the one for the Steelers. Read and enjoy.